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    The only way to ever answer that question is to...

    The only way to ever answer that question is to simply say, “anal”.

    The dad will respect you for the honesty, and the mom will make sure to put mattress protectors on all the beds to prevent...
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  • Man up, Nancy.

    Man up, Nancy.
  • They could use the fat Asian mechanic from Last...

    They could use the fat Asian mechanic from Last Jedi.
  • The Passion of the Jedi Apocalyptico?

    The Passion of the Jedi Apocalyptico?
  • Well, she was thin. She’ll be full dreamer bulk...

    Well, she was thin. She’ll be full dreamer bulk by next film.
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    The best solution is to simply stop giving them...

    The best solution is to simply stop giving them money.

    Don’t buy tickets to any more movies. If you must get your Star Wars fix, watch the original trilogy and call it a day.
  • I tried, but it was so heavy handed as to...

    I tried, but it was so heavy handed as to distract from the movie.
  • It was too long and too preachy about why women...

    It was too long and too preachy about why women are better leaders.

    Only way they could have done worse was to have purple haired old lady demonstrate parallel parking.
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    the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

    FN-2187 is known to be THE most hung guy in the first...
  • You are still bitter that you got dumped by...

    You are still bitter that you got dumped by someone who realized she was settling.
  • Take a dump in the toilet while she’s gone, don’t...

    Take a dump in the toilet while she’s gone, don’t flush, and go fishing for the day.
  • North Carolina.

    North Carolina.
  • Las Vegas shooting victim climbs out of bed to meet Trump

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4950300/Las-Vegas-victim-gets-bed-shake-Trump-s-hand.html

    Cliffs:

    - dude shot in the leg

    - Melania walks in, and he immediately starts to work on...
  • He didn't want to make it about himself. He...

    He didn't want to make it about himself. He didn't realize how visible he was at the time.
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    So glad I don't bother with pro sports.

    So glad I don't bother with pro sports.
  • Horrible way to die. No idea what the proper...

    Horrible way to die. No idea what the proper sentence is for this, but the system has spoken apparently.

    That being said, fukk people who operate watercraft when drunk. Just because it's not a...
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    This deserves a response. The water does come...

    This deserves a response.

    The water does come rushing back in, but the force involved is nothing like a Tsunami. Blow across a glass of water, and then smack the glass near the bottom - you can...
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    So to rank them in terms of torrential output: ...

    So to rank them in terms of torrential output:

    - Harvey
    - miscer on nofap for 11 months, 8 days and 9 hours rawdogging a 6/10 (UK scale)
    - Irma
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