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This was the optometrist in town, inmates get taken there for appointments. Never really got why, we do have an on site optometrist, but they refer guys out a lot.

What pissed me off most is she...

My money is on Void but it would be funny to watch.

Depends, but yes, inmates are just in the ER and there is a chance you can end up next to one.

I was picking up my glasses from the optometrist one time, legit 6 inmates and 12 C/Os from my prison...

Few sharts but not full on sht, learned when I have diarrhea to never trust a fart. Not looking to play Russian Roulette with my butthole.

Man, imagine puking up a bunch of hotdog water... I'd still do it though. Even if no alcohol, for 5 mil I'd do it.

I'm more surprised how busted I am at 33, physically demanding jobs tear you up fast.

Yes, especially since I can still have alcohol.

Got a cheap Rossi .22LR myself, probably my favorite gun for plinking, cheap and just a good time. Accurate as hell too.

I have a cool Dr, he sent me right for an MRI then X-Ray follow up; downside is 9 pain management specialist and no one will prescribe anything due to the opioid epidemic, they just tell me to take...

Without an MRI and maybe X-Ray it's hard to tell what exactly it is, so you might make it worse trying to rehab it.

2 degenerated discs and a fractured vertebrae, only thing that helps is inversion table or hanging from a pull up bar, otherwise it's just deal with it.

3x per week usually, longest I went was a week when I was in Vegas, sucked cleaning that up.

My watch says I spend an average of 18 hours standing per day, not even on work days, it seems to count sitting as standing or something.

Depends on prison and yard, had a guy in one of the buildings I worked who cooked a live baby in an oven and he got on fine... not like the movies; had he been on a GP yard then yeah he'd be dead,...

No 338 Lapua no care.

Think I got a 6 pack of 805 on sale for something like $12.99 the other day, used to be $10 all day; even the New Amsterdam 100 proof I normally buy went from $9.99 to 12.99, Jack from $16ish to...

Legit know so many who do this lol, baby shower? Fck, got held. Dinner with the parents? Fck got held...

Funny thing is when you actually want to go do something and actually get held, like... fck.

Bout the cost of a cheap bottle of vodka or whiskey, 750ml is just enough to get me hammered lol, need a few more shots on top to hit full on shtfaced though.

Surprised my liver bloodwork came...

Not a fan of tequila myself, just some Jack tonight.

Avoid doing things with her I wasn't interested in by signing up for overtime and just telling her I got held. Ah, going to her little brothers baseball game with her? Fck, got held at work can't...