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    The same way anyone can be a member of any...

    The same way anyone can be a member of any religious faith, delusion brought upon by indoctrination at a young age by their stupid parents.

    Indoctrination, because if something is the one true...
  • Strongest username, lol.

    Strongest username, lol.
  • Lol, which silly bastard made a second account...

    Lol, which silly bastard made a second account for this.

    3/10 username
    4/10 execution
    1/10 effort

    2.67/10 Overall Trolling Score

    Try harder next time.
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    I bet he could pull a rabbit out of a hat too,...

    I bet he could pull a rabbit out of a hat too, and much like OP make a 10 inch sausage disappear.
  • Lol, someone saw @Midnight last night

    Lol, someone saw @Midnight last night
  • Sure it will, just like it did when everyone said...

    Sure it will, just like it did when everyone said the same thing about H1N1, "Swine Flu", and SARS... Oh wait.
  • The BB Gun thing makes sense so less potato cops...

    The BB Gun thing makes sense so less potato cops shoot people in stores.

    But the rest is crap that won't work, if you want to kill a bunch of people you would hide your guns so a restraining order...
  • I want to look like Halfthor.

    I want to look like Halfthor.
  • Levels of zealotry on the Internet from most...

    Levels of zealotry on the Internet from most zealous to least zealous.

    "Atheist" Trolls
    Extreme Muslims
    Extreme Atheists
    Extreme Christians
    Atheists
    Muslims/Christians
    Other
  • This, it's why I'm glad my dad told my mom to...

    This, it's why I'm glad my dad told my mom to phuck off when they wanted to circumcise me and my brothers.
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    I look like a cross between Vincent D'Onofrio and...

    I look like a cross between Vincent D'Onofrio and Mark Ruffalo. Feels bad man, but we Hulk now.
  • In a stand up fight I'd have no chance and I'm...

    In a stand up fight I'd have no chance and I'm twice his size, but I could tackle him and just flatten him like a pancake

    100lb+ weight advantage, wrestling & boxing experience, and I could throw...
  • The Lone Ranger, 6.5/10 most of the film, with a...

    The Lone Ranger, 6.5/10 most of the film, with a 9.5/10 final fight scene.
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    Too attractive to get the female vote; Hillary...

    Too attractive to get the female vote; Hillary can get it because old ladies, uglies, and fat chicks aren't jealous of her.

    You'd need a white 40+ less than 7/10 fiscal conservative, with a...
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    Exactly man, that's why we will probably have 8...

    Exactly man, that's why we will probably have 8 years of Hillary pretty soon.
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    I'd vote for him over Hillary or Cruz, brb...

    I'd vote for him over Hillary or Cruz, brb mandatory weightlifting in all public schools and legal cell tech, the country would be jacked.
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    He will never win, because he simply looks like...

    He will never win, because he simply looks like he just murdered and ate a child whenever he smiles, creepy looking bastard. Being president is about looking the part and charisma, the last 4...
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    Photoshop a black cloak on her and she'd look...

    Photoshop a black cloak on her and she'd look exactly like Emperor Palpatine, SRS.
  • The guy is either retarded or a business genius,...

    The guy is either retarded or a business genius, possibly both, brb free advertising and will attract other stupid rednecks that hate "Muslims"(Anyone who kind of looks Muslim that is) to his gun...
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    Republicans could win in 2016

    if their candidate is a white woman who is fiscally conservative AND socially liberal...

    But it won't be, so prepare for Hillary, she's going in dry with the strap-on she uses on Bill.(picture...
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