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I think shawn looked better than phil imo. not to say he'll win

lmao at 6th place guy totally dodged the hamplanet award ladys hug.

I would well assume 405 wouldnt happen if youre hitting 365x3, I would say 395 would be absolute max. soon though.

I've racked up 2xshart 2xlittle poopoo deadlifting. Its always over the 600 pound mark that **** happens.

SO AVI is about 218lbs. Im 275 now. I eat 700 g carbs, 2-3 hundred grams protein, and whatever else to end out at 5k calories per day to maintain weight. you telling me I should be eating 5.5-6k...

I've worked on a farm for the past 6 months. Only 8 hour days but I've worked 12 hours at a different job doing window installation (not very demanding). Working on this ranch is hard though, I...

I don't hate em. But I don't like em. Most of em. At least girls my age who play games all day long. I've been with older girls who were much more down to earth.

Used to nut in the ex's angus. Never in the pusseh. It's risky buisness but life is about taking risks. If I got a UTI and had my dik chopped off or something it wouldn't be the worst thing cause it...

Can't imagine how many disappointed women will be out there when they all get wet and excited to this freaky side of their man they've never seen. And then he nuts in 3 pumps or less like usual and...

Which begs the question, what's the next step after horse on girl anal? (Srs)

Honestly I'd fuk both of em and dance my way to prison.

Lol at everyone saying to just tell her you're 6+ cause they can't tell. You plan on lying about it your whole life?

You're a bit thicker than I am. (Strong no homo) but you've got 3 years training on me.

What of they just eat each other out and don't let you join, and then pops comes home and starts ramming the daughter and they all just laugh at you holding your little half limp booze dick

Lol yeah true. Too bad we can't just have sex with dudes all day and carry on lol.

I'd give it all to be a black penis.

From like 12-15 I would stay up until about 4 am jerking off for 3-5 hours before finally nutting. Honestly surprised my dick even works at this point but its still goin hard. That being said...

There's a dude doin the same thing in my town. He's an old plucker. A plumber. Came from Hungry and built a family. Now wifey is her death bed pushin up daisies any minute here. He's off plowin the...

My ex was into most of that chit. But she was a freak.

Lady is boring and I would like to pee on her while seeing how many markers I can fit in her anus.

Time to hit the beach and fuk sloots brah