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  • Probably dont mind, as depending on how you...

    Probably dont mind, as depending on how you translate it, it doesnt mean 72 virgins, it means 72 crystal raisins.

    So unless they are against sun dried fruits, it prolly doesnt matter.

    However,...
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    If youre more on the side of meh with her, just...

    If youre more on the side of meh with her, just blow her off and do some other ish. If theres a good chance she'll bang I'd say go for it, so long as the risk of her flaking isnt greater than the...
  • Yeah if she never wanted to raise it, they should...

    Yeah if she never wanted to raise it, they should have been aware while they could still about it.

    Once its there for good its a ****ty move to leave a single parent to raise a kid with DS.

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  • As stated before. Unless you have a real allergy,...

    As stated before. Unless you have a real allergy, not some 1st world made up bullchit intolerance, then nope. Unless you post some real scietific data - oh theyre working on it? Cool story -
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    Cooking chicken and sweet potatoes. even if she...

    Cooking chicken and sweet potatoes. even if she kill me im going out fitting my macros
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    Ayyylmao she is coming over. Brb hasnt eaten all...

    Ayyylmao she is coming over. Brb hasnt eaten all day.

    I wonder if she knows a gentleman that knows how to cook, and I wonder how she'd pay him back for such a kind deed
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    Believe it or not, this is one of the better...

    Believe it or not, this is one of the better dates ive had lool. Im like crack to the crazy ones

    (still hoping to have her come over, just as sonn as she's out the pokey)
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    I can see her front door from mine. No more than...

    I can see her front door from mine. No more than about 10 steps away from me
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    So I leave my building at 8:30am. Brb Police van...

    So I leave my building at 8:30am. Brb Police van (like holds 12 officers in full gear) is parked in the cark park.

    Come back at 10:00am and two cops are walking out of my building. Up in my room...
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    Lool I got the same one today. How am I...

    Lool I got the same one today.

    How am I supposed to save all dem nudes and upload my tinder game now? ****ing snapchat I swear
  • Who was FAS babies?

    Who was FAS babies?
  • Is it possible to start some kind of exchange...

    Is it possible to start some kind of exchange program where all the hippy phags in murica can come to the rapidly socialist-feminazi UK, and those of us UK bros that want to jump ship can just swap?...
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    I dunno, I've seen some pretty lulsworthy dinks...

    I dunno, I've seen some pretty lulsworthy dinks on snapchat huehue.

    Also can we pls have a moment of silence for us UK bros. We have been stripped of some srs civil liberties lately and some of us...
  • Its even worse when you look over and its your...

    Its even worse when you look over and its your mum. Not much we can do though, right guise
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    Tfw open up dink pic. Add joesthetics, dudes got...

    Tfw open up dink pic. Add joesthetics, dudes got a legit bat
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    Jokes on you idiot. None of those people require...

    Jokes on you idiot. None of those people require scantrons, thus god doesnt give them one duh

    Not srs. Also wtf is a scantron
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    6 Never again with the new "all men are...

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    Never again with the new "all men are rapist" laws coming to the UK. Im steering well clear
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    I said inb4, I didnt say I wouldnt do them lool ...

    I said inb4, I didnt say I wouldnt do them lool

    Could rob old people, but what about that old man strength srs
  • Welp we let it happen. All just part of the war...

    Welp we let it happen. All just part of the war on masculinity. Once its fully snubbed out we'll be powerless against the police state. Feminsim has been the necrosis of civilisation ever since the...
  • If it was slightly bigger, fuk yeah

    If it was slightly bigger, fuk yeah
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