Nm, just read this. That probably explains it, I only play 2 tables at a time, 3 every once in awhile. I get too caught up in YouTube, Misc'ing, OG'ing, etc... To pay attention to more tables.
Brah, How many hours a day were you playing to make 26k playing $1/$2 No limit in a month. I consider myself a pretty decent player and the most I've made sticking to those blinds was about $5,000...
Have you considered killing your parents and making the crime scene look like a double suicide?
Collect on parents life insurance, inhererance, etc, eat all the protein you want then brah!
There is a bodybuilder at my gym who is in a wheelchair. He has won a few amateur championships, his name is escaping me at the moment. He always uses the handbike and eats super clean.
