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Pas pour moi. I have a goddamn test tomorrow. BRB drinking bleach.

Haha, j'ai connu ben des chrétiennes qui aimaient le sexe.

Ouais, okay, tu ne te plaignais pas, mais tu disais que ton pénis est minuscule quand il n'est seulement qu'un peu petit.

Et toutes les filles qui ne sont pas cloîtrées parlent de cul (même quelques unes...

LOL you serious? I have a friend with IRL micropenis (still slays hella bishes) and he would kick your arse for complaining. 5 inches isn't big but it's still within the average range. When in doubt,...

She is srs like my definition of a 9.9/10, not even joking.

Anyways, I think I gotta say Vancouver, if only because that's where I went to high school. But ethnically, it's Koreans, of which there...

I'm proud of your sister for not succumbing to white knights.

Is that pink lip gloss?

Haha. When I was 16 my gf was 14.

We didn't have sex tho :(.

Look at it this way, OP. At least he's not 21.

17 years old, at the time still holdin' the ol' v-card. Friend of mine invites me to the 18th birthday of this chick he knows. I get there, I'm my usual socially awkward self, so all I do is drink,...

Cool. I'd still smash.

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There ya go. As you can see, we listen to different kinds of music, but this is the **** that gets me pumped for any situation.

Close your eyes and open your mouth.

50% Québécois
25% Bornholm Danish
25% misc. white (unknown origin)

Dr. Phil's right in this case, obnoxious as he may be.

Also, I'd smash her mom into oblivion. Just sayin'. You guys can keep your marginally experienced ********. I'mma go cougar-hunting and get...

The virgin.

When I think of all the fine, fine girls I could have had if I wasn't such a wimp, it's a bit depressing.

Looks like the sort of girl I drunkenly make out with after 8 beers and no luck with the attractive ones, but thankfully stay away from nailing. DONOTWANT.

Still, good on you for getting it over...

Speaking from experience as a recovering do you even lift? (see my months-old Avi), I'd say the three elements lacking are nutrition, consistency and a poor plan. I've made more progress (muscle...

I should have gone into biochemistry... Economics has a ratio of like 2 guys to every girl.

Pokémon, any version. I'm being srs. As much as I enjoy JRPGs, Intelligent Systems-style tactical RPGs and American Adventure RPGs, I have to give it to Pokémon. No other series has managed to suck so...

Disregard romantic fool, acquire QuatreVingtOnze.

How 'bout it, girl? I speak French and sh¡t. Descriptions of my sexual prowess tend towards the Non-Euclidian. Just thought you should be...