Misc has a huge f*cking hard-on for dogs, based on the way some people here talk about them I wouldn't be surprised if half of them were letting their dogs f*ck them in the ass
Squirtle is the only one whose third evolution isn't a dual type. Dual type = weaker to more types of attacks, special moves do less damage than single types
It really tickles my pickle to send my sweet, salty negs deep into your anus. You feel them don't you? Covering you, dripping off your chin, penetrating your tender ass cheeks and forcing themselves...