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    Somewhere, a miscer just wrote this down for...

    Somewhere, a miscer just wrote this down for future reference
  • Had a relationship like this years back - great...

    Had a relationship like this years back - great girl, just too passive. Really common at that age.

    Mine turned into a total woodwife a couple years after we split, so there's hope. Agree with the...
  • You just look in the mirror and whisper ...

    You just look in the mirror and whisper

    'Galt'
    x3
  • You just listed a chit ton of reasons why you...

    You just listed a chit ton of reasons why you don't like this guy... so you should ask yourself if having your cherry popped during a clumsy drunken fumble is somehow a magical event that totally...
  • *crickets* Honestly, the tone of that...

    *crickets*





    Honestly, the tone of that message is downright offensive. I wouldn't feel bad about leaving her hanging forever
  • Phucking hell... FWIW, I still...

    Phucking hell...







    FWIW, I still think one-handed Weidman would wipe the floor with Belfort
  • You've always got to ask yourself what you could...

    You've always got to ask yourself what you could have done differently in the relationship, but bold is the cause of 95% of breakups instigated by <25year old women

    I can't stress enough how...
  • Pretty much. Ain't nothing worse than an awkward...

    Pretty much. Ain't nothing worse than an awkward virgin becoming besties with your gf



    Guys who fit this profile are the lowest form of man

    Girls who keep guys like that around just suck in...
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    I'd make a point of calling them by each other's...

    I'd make a point of calling them by each other's names whenever I busted

    Give it ~2 weeks before they'd hate each other
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    This Overeem can usually be found pulling 5G...

    This

    Overeem can usually be found pulling 5G in a banking fighter jet for 72hours before weigh-ins
  • It's a crushing blow when it happens, but in time...

    It's a crushing blow when it happens, but in time you really do put it into perspective

    - You'll feel bad, there will be times when it's much worse than others, you'll probably drift away from a...
  • I think it's a long shot It's a minor miracle...

    I think it's a long shot

    It's a minor miracle that he didn't have to re-enrol in kindergarten after that pummeling
  • I'd have a pretty similar reaction tbh ...

    I'd have a pretty similar reaction tbh




    Although when she's long-distance engaged to a globe-trotting, wealthy middle-aged man with a career in professional athletics, I don't think this was...
  • Just don't respond to her 2/3 times during...

    Just don't respond to her 2/3 times during weekdays, use the free time to explore the city

    ???

    Profit
  • Norris maybe, Lee nope Yet to see a single...

    Norris maybe, Lee nope

    Yet to see a single competitive video or tournament record for the latter




    Edit: did that poster above get banned for saying that about Lee? We're on an MMA forum
    ...
  • She wants you to take her somewhere Just...

    She wants you to take her somewhere


    Just Google a tasteful bar for right now, think about a day out (rock-climbing, festival, museum... anything) for a weekend

    . If you have no plans of...
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    Cliffs: -Penn half-asses his camp. Complains...

    Cliffs:

    -Penn half-asses his camp. Complains when he looks like chit come fight night

    -Dolce provides terrible service, charges the earth and uses the 'what went wrong?' interview to pedal more...
  • I view him as the Antichrist Dude would have...

    I view him as the Antichrist

    Dude would have been a used-car salesman in another life. His existence is testament to how retarded your average fighter is concerning nutrition and water retention
  • Willing to overlook just about any personality...

    Willing to overlook just about any personality flaw for gigantic thighs and hips crew
  • Pretty much One scenario that lets you know...

    Pretty much

    One scenario that lets you know your relationship is on the way out:

    - You're both busy, downtime is scarce, you start having to almost plan out time together
    - She constantly...
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