Search:

I think they both have Olympia quality physiques... as far as for who's better then the other, thats just a matter of OPINION.

Yeah dude your reps count for sure at that number, now when I rep people nothing happens! But thats cuz its usually like pouring a glass of water into the ocean lol.

Rep me and lets see what happens!

Why do smurfs laugh when walking through the forest?

Cuz the grass tickles their balls




If my pants aren't around my ankles, don't open your mouth!

Whats the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes, whack! damn!

A skydiver goes, damn!... whack!




Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have under his apron?

dough-nuts





What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

In the movie, "Lord Of The Rings" why did the ring of power glow?

Cuz it got fingered by the hobbit



What do Britney Spears and Pepsi have in common?

They both have plastic jugs

Thanx bro, if they'll make someone laugh or even chuckle its worth all the damn typing lol.

Whats Moby Dicks fathers name?

Papa Boner



Why is Tigger always dirty?

Cuz he's always playing with pooh

Did you know that Mike Tyson invented a new beer?

Its called Nick-a-Lobe



Mike also has a new computer coming out soon!

It has two bytes and no memory

What do you have when you holding two green balls in your hand?

Kermitts undivided attention!



Why can't Ms Piggy count to 70?

Cuz every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog stuck in her...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Little boy blew
Little boy blew who?

Michael Jackson

Do you wanna hear three blonde jokes?

Listen to Hansen!

Did you hear about the new Micheal Jackson doll?

You wind it up and it plays with your kids!

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa Claus?

Nothing, they both leave childrens bedrooms at night with empty sacks!

What do ya call a bum in a brand new car?

Theif!

Superman is flying around one day and notices Louis Lane sunbathing in the nude on her balcony! He instantly got a super chub and had to get some of that, he figured with his super speed he could tap...

Theres a bear and a rabbit both pinching loaves out in the forest...

The bear asks the rabbit, do you ever have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur? The rabbit says no! So the bear cleaned...

Good job dude, especially for a beginner!

I agree its not racist to call a Mexican a Mexican if indeed they are, but if someone is not they may be offended by it. For example if their fom Spain, Equador, Puerto Rico, etc. It would prolly be...