Lol and you think your hit and run was so decisive that it wouldn't land you in the morgue if you picked the wrong guy. Sorry you got laid out by a 5'5" little boy - at least big trucks are...
I had one ******* sit on the hood of my car while he and his ******* friend took selfies on it (I drive an RS 7 - yeah fuk you I'm bragging, but it's pertinent). It was freshly detailed, except for...
MAINTAIN YOUR FRAME. Do NOT cave to that childish crap. You are not her punching bag. She's just disrespected you immensely, it's on her to make it up to you. This is not a girl you want to be with...
Jesus.. how are you so fukking socially inept? Do you have any idea how a woman's mind works? Create the illusion of being desirable even if you aren't.. and yes I do mean lie. Fake it until you make...
It's not, I'd rain down the power of a thousand suns on her beefy twat and suck each flap clean of her nectar with a smile on my face. That said, I am curious as to the extent of her surface area.
In reality OP, how big are these curtains actually? If you were to take the distal edge of each curtain and extend them both laterally until they're fully unfolded, without stretching, what kind of...
