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Tooheys New and Tooheys Extra Dry.

I've got to do this.

one time we were walking through a new building estate drunk and we saw this partially built house which hadn't been bricked yet, so we took the bricks and the cement mixer...

or **** in his mouth?

if you **** up his car while it's in his driveway he'll know it was you and the war will start all over again. so unless you want him to know it was you, you should mess it up when it's not at his...

the contrast between the size of his arm and the pool que makes this pic even better.

I've heard of so many bashings that began with 'you got a cigarette???'

do I need a spotter?

I'd punch the guy out for making me late to my destination.

fat people (not the jolly ones though)
school
when mates dice their mates for chicks. (my most hated)

Boy: Widowmaker, Glock, The Truth, Fight Club, Butch, Felix
Girl: Mistake.

I was about to neg you, but then I repped.

Stop teasing the fat chiks!

It'd be a toss up between these two.

an 8.7

9 with my shirt off.

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DontTreadOnMe's post about the hook just ruined my night.

3 weeks ago my friend and his bro were messing around on a 2 person go-kart, it flipped and none of them were wearing seatbelts. my friend...

lol at post #101.

Qld Ftw!!!

These Australia > everything threads are making us seem as arrogant as that DontTreadOnMe yank.

thread bookmarked for later use.

mine will be named Balls McLongcock.