I am appreciative of threads like this because I know in 5 years time this forum will be overrun by Chinese people proclaiming China to be the greatest country in the world.
So I applied for an internship and I tweeted this one guy that works there and told him I had a crush on him and asked whether this would help me get the internship.
I have a cousin everyone thinks is possessed by a jinn, she has all the characteristics of someone who is supposedly possessed with the voice change and the aggressive behaviour etc. In reality, she...