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Cover your own ass. File a police report saying you were getting threatening messages. Ask the police not to do anything, just say you want it on record. That way, if serious chit goes down then...

Impressed you have the ability to fly away at any given time with dem lats

Never had anyone break into my house...So wouldn't imagine what would be going through my mind, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be thinking "Oh, well they probably only have brass knuckles and blunt...

I had penis reduction surgery to make this possible

Original scared the fuk out of me as a kid. My dad loved showing me horror movies but would tell me they were something else:

To a 7 year old me - "Hey wanna watch a movie about a clown?"
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Exactly. OP must travel to South America or Asia after he's done fisting himself

It's not a BS statement, as a man you're not gonna hit your peak physical attractiveness until your early to mid thirties so stop crying and fist yourself in the meantime. You literally have a fukin...

Please tell me condoms were used

Relegate her to fuk buddy and smash others while she's away. When she comes back and is done with Ian and all the other randoms she meets tag teaming her you'll be too busy slaying other sloots to...

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One of the only supplements I take. Fantastic for joint/tendon recovery...Necessary if lifting heavy imo.

One I take is from Catalyst Collagen

EXACTLY what I was gonna say with regards to the pinched nerve. I've broken numerous bones, had a concussion, dental surgery, etc. But nothing compares to this nerve issue I had in my adductor near...

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1.4 million is average home price in my city. You'd have to be an idiot to buy here in an inflated bubble like Vancouver. Meanwhile, I could pour that huge down payment into my business and...

How done is Marie?
a.) 100% done
b.) 300% done
c.) SO done
d.) She can't even

I can't speak for Barcelona but that would be huge rarity here in Valencia. Just don't foolishly keep your things in stupid places (phone on tables while you eat, wallet in back pocket, etc)

Yes I'm Canadian. Came here for a yearly sabbatical. Live & travel Europe...I'm Irish too and have a Euro passport so coming here was an easy process

I absolutely love Spain, despite some of its...

Not sure about Murcia but here in Valencia it's very very safe. None of my friends have been robbed, mugged, jumped, etc.

Feel safer here than in Canada

I've been living in Valencia for 10 months and I can confirm this. Even people in Valencia are slow asf. Start the day at 10pm, take a few hours off at 3pm, start again at 6pm and work for 2 more...

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Why do women get yeast infections? So they know what it's like to live with an irritating kunt

Not sure whether to rep for ignoring crazy ex in proper fashion or neg for being an overly religious kunt

Weird feels