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Fuk. How do I change my vote

I'd rub my nipples.

You'll find both happy and miserable people regardless of if they are single or married.

Aware me. I cannot find clothes that fit to save my life.

Ban murder.

Accidentally sucked his load out of a sloot and into his lungs. Doctors couldn't save him.

Ironically enough I get lockjaw on ******.

That meat and veggies next to that poverty alcohol is like finding out the prom queen lives in section 8 housing.

This.

Bro that hurt my feelings.

Bro I was born this way.

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I wear gloves at the gym.



How do I tell my parents?

Bro me too <3

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously...

Take CBD, rub one out and TRY to stay awake

"Fatter than yesterday"

- Says owning property is overrated.
- Describes situation in which property is not owned.

OK.

So you'd rather have diarrhea blasted straight into your mouth and up your nose?

OK.

Brb don't use an umbrella because some of the water will drip from the top and land on you

Repped

If I filled a super soaker with diarrhea and shot it in your face would you rather have your face covered or no?