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Brb rubbing my cock on everyone.

OP in your story you made it seem like your whole relationship was based off of her getting back into shape.

I'd say a sport that requires natural talent to do. Playing football if you can catch a ball and run you have the basics of the sports, as with soccer, basketball, baseball. but something like...

Always in on money threads.

Yes bro, you're not going agaisnt gravity, you're flowing with it. Think about it.

Best way is on a double cheese burger with bacon.

Are you kidding me? Do you eat this good regularly?

Just me and you breh, its cold in here.

Depends, have to be a real ****ed up situation for me to hit him back that's for sure.

Should have looked at the husband and said "she's got a pretty mouth on her, you should learn to keep your dog on a lease"

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I lost it at "5 minutes ago, brotha!"

Looks to me the robber was more like "hey lady you forgot your kid"

You can totally hear him hit the car. Its a quick noise. You can hear a double tap from his legs hitting the car and his body hitting the hood.

Pretty sure both those guys are dead.

What's a 'desi' srs.

Makes sense.

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Probably just smoking weed out there.

You serious? The man had zero game and I bet if it was a girl he was actually interested in he wouldnt have a clue what to do.