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    lol, this is the part where I accuse you of being...

    lol, this is the part where I accuse you of being gay for not agreeing w/me. How's that for being stuck in puberty?
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    Eh, I think they probably tape their penis down...

    Eh, I think they probably tape their penis down beforehand actually. Unless they're small like me.
  • I'm actually binocular distance from sy but she...

    I'm actually binocular distance from sy but she won't give me her exact long/lat. coordinates.
  • LOL when you can buy your own alcohol then come...

    LOL when you can buy your own alcohol then come back and we might consider listening to your opinions.
  • BEER #8 can be a thing here now. Like our slang...

    BEER #8 can be a thing here now. Like our slang for teh gheyness... or that point in which it happens.

    people need a telescope to see your privates and a microscope to see mine :( FML
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    Well it's just like many things, the right amount...

    Well it's just like many things, the right amount can be good for you while too much can be bad. And depending on your natural skin and/or origin that amount varies.
  • Not me. The proper term is Trollception.

    Not me.
    The proper term is Trollception.
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    but I don't peck at the pek pek... I go neck deep.

    but I don't peck at the pek pek... I go neck deep.
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    You know what's my favorite meat to eat? Pek pek.

    You know what's my favorite meat to eat? Pek pek.
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    Oh, I will happily eat insects. I actually...

    Oh, I will happily eat insects. I actually do/would even when not starving.

    There's a stand that serves tacos with either meal worms or crickets. Ive had it once. Then I mail-ordered a a...
  • Actually I think it may actually have something...

    Actually I think it may actually have something to do with the beer and less to do with one's actual sexual orientation. It's actually more common if I have a lager.

    I could have 10 ales or IPAs...
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    Have you tried dinuguan aka pork blood stew? I...

    Have you tried dinuguan aka pork blood stew? I tried a sample once but was running late and couldn't order the whole thing. It wasn't too bad. Next ramadan I"m gonna order it and post it on facebook...
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    Big Ronda Rousey fan here. I heard Muhammad Ali's...

    Big Ronda Rousey fan here. I heard Muhammad Ali's bish azz daughter was talking smack. In a boxing match, Ali would kill her but in the Octagon, Rousey would rip her arm off.

    But yeah, I'm very...
  • Instagram is funny because if you have lots of...

    Instagram is funny because if you have lots of followers and very few people that you follow, it is a sign of high status. It's ridiculous. Some of the younger women strive for this because it makes...
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    They freak out over a little Mr Ed meat but will...

    They freak out over a little Mr Ed meat but will eat SPOTTED D1CK like it's nothing? lol..

    Thank God for US independence.
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    That is actually a pretty good explanation as to...

    That is actually a pretty good explanation as to why I feel this way. Im gonna look up this Brian Hare guy's work.
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    I referring to a stray or a dog that you don't...

    I referring to a stray or a dog that you don't "know".
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    please tell me more.

    please tell me more.
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    lol

    lol
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    Your thoughts and your internal self-talk have...

    Your thoughts and your internal self-talk have way more of an effect on your body and your external life than you think. Even if you won the lottery and somehow switched bodies w/a 30 year old, you'd...
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