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Unfortunately, the US would probably lose. We would be too busy court martialing our soldiers for killing the enemy.

A guy got out of the pool, took a wrong turn and ended up in the middle of the weight room. He was dripping wet and wearing speedos.

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This one has a nice flavor, once you can taste past the heat:

http://www.jardinefoods.com/store_products.html?id=38

Probably because it's very easy to go overboard (same with mayo). Also because people read something on a forum, accept it and post it somewhere else (where it's read by someone else, accepted by...

Yes.

Yes! I like steel cut better than rolled oats. Also check out oat bran.

and I tried getting into my gym using my Safeway club card. :)

I don't remember (haha, get it?)

I did experience a sort of detachment while I was on it. I would have to struggle to concentrate on doing whatever it was I was doing, especially towards the end...

Here's the best part:

Exactly $0. What's worse is that I use a wallet with a money clip on the side.

"The asshat who throws (much different than dropping) his 50lb dumbbells down after finishing a set of chest presses."

He then walks around the gym, trying his best to look like a badass (ILS).

I worked at a Dariy Queen, can't stand the sight of Blizzards now.

having healthy teeth pulled without novocaine when i was a kid (thank you socialized medicine).

and the time i had a cracked rib. it didn't hurt that much, but it lasted a month and i felt it ALL...

They're probably orderlies (not that there's anything wrong with that).

$5,000 * 9,000 = $45 million

Here's the math:

$5,000 - approximate net worth (actual)
9,000 - internet e-factor
$45 million - e-net worth

sorry about that, i haven't looked at that post in quite a while. this page has some other examples (some of the pictures kinda suck though):
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=214985

Check out the threads under "various bodyfat percentages".

you talking about cardio? if you're doing it right, you probably won't be able to do more than 15 minutes... maybe 20 if you're some kind of a machine.

no.