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Let's be honest the most interesting part of that video was that cop doing that ninja roll. All sorts of skills.

I'd try for 2 years and be set for life.

Keep it that way you don't want any part of this chit.

I usually just lurk...

But fukk dude for real?

She eats food and sucks dikk what do you think

Outhouse, gas station, park, movie theatre, apartment parking lot.

Can I have a psychic reading please sir

Every girl I've known won't even look at a dude that's shorter than them.

You got lucky you didn't wakeup in jail acting like that in the bar. And you're also lucky a flock of white knights didn't beat your ass.

Still won't fix your face.

Pee in the bathtub problem solved. My wife doesn't give a fukk she tells me to lol.

Don't forget Slipknot Iowa and self titled. You can't beat those two albums as far as brutality is concerned.

Yeah but who cares? I'm not trying to have an intellectually stimulating conversation when I'm balls deep. And when I'm done I don't want to talk either.

I'm gonna be honest, I couldn't do it. Not because of the age, but that face...

Attack a cop with a shovel, you get shot. What's not to understand?

You're a fukking idiot.

Lonely and unmarried taking cawk from random old men. I don't talk to her.

Same exact thing happened to my dad when I was 19 srs. They had a horrible divorce and my mom went to all sorts of lengths to fukk him over including lying to have him removed from the family home.
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If she actually fukks you after that it'll be a miracle.

Agreed. The guy who's getting with her is a fukkin retard. Pathetic.