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I was at Bliss. But I ain't about that life no more.

I ETS'd last month and now I'm living overseas.



In the spirit of alliteration I made a point to regularly call people my "Combat...

Excelllllent!

On the outside at least!

How've you nerds been managing?

Hello gents!

Still directing boots to PM VA with their initial enlistment questions?

NICE!

Haven't been on here in a while... Here's my latest:

I was IPT'd to a mechanized unit.

So pretty much I go to work, debate whether or not I'll drive off the 40' overpass on my way...

So.... I see things are poppin' on a Saturday night....


Sup ****ers!

That moment when DFAS didn't pay you and rent is due! Welcome home I guess!

Truth!

The Army led me to meet the love of my life!

The M-3 Carl Gustaf!



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Dat feel when you start to the shoulder patch of relief!!! The lights at the end of this ****ing tunnel!

Well, in other news.... **** Afghanistan. Can we stop pretending this place will one day have a place in civilized society already?

You had 30 minutes, why didn't you just make the time hack?

Perkis system.

'Nuff said!

vs. New England vs. New Jersey

I envision Key West, El Paso and parts of Utah remaining neutral.

You have to make an NCOER for someone the Army should execute in order to save the time it would take to chapter?

This "Peace-time Army" is full of **** man!

F'ing Afghan General and his staff smoked all my reds.... Don't they know it's Ramadan?

also, nice airlady. I'll have to find a subtle way to troll some of the fellow warfighters of the female...

You take broken NODs to KAF then fuk around for three weeks drinking Green Bean at Salsa Night? That's my best guess.

FM 10-16 and The Parachute Manual.... That's the biggest discount ever :)

My lady got me a six-pack of Tenga Eggs... I'm pretty sure they'll fit in my 40mm pouches! Field ****!!!

The tales from the FEMA Camp that used to be the 3IBCT footprint would make for good movies... Meth labs, a suicide that went two weeks before being found, constant threat of bro rape and my...