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  • In. Who's in clear lake?

    In. Who's in clear lake?
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    Looking back now its pretty obvious a lot of the...

    Looking back now its pretty obvious a lot of the weird kids had slight autism or Aspergers but this one kid in my Jr. High days legit thought he was spider man. He would run around making the web...
  • I hope im not cursing myself with a life time of...

    I hope im not cursing myself with a life time of stinky vag now, but I've slept with 31 women and I've never had a vag smell bad...Maybe some slight body odor, like arm pit smell but nothing that...
  • Who cares? You got it first. Take a picture of...

    Who cares? You got it first. Take a picture of him and his car and go enjoy your movie
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    "You may have heard of bodybuilders juicing.........

    "You may have heard of bodybuilders juicing......



    .....Fruits and vegetables to get bigger muscles"


    oi u r 1 fkn cheek ****
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    fuuuuuu mirin hard Opie

    fuuuuuu mirin hard Opie
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    The only girls I would considering locking down...

    The only girls I would considering locking down would be girls somehow connected to my social circle. Friends of friends, or my friends girlfriend's friend.

    Tinder, bars, clubs....All are pump...
  • I was about 12 or 13 years old and my friend and...

    I was about 12 or 13 years old and my friend and I were skate boarding in the parking lot of a car mechanic shop. It was closed. Probably a monday.

    So we're skating in the parking lot, doing...
  • 1. Guy is dumb for arguing with her, it's like...

    1. Guy is dumb for arguing with her, it's like arguing with a toddler that has anger issues. He should have just let it go.

    2. Lady is obviously severely impoverished, uneducated and ignorant,...
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    Jesus man. I'm so sorry. That's horrible, but at...

    Jesus man. I'm so sorry. That's horrible, but at least you found out only 2 years in... Some men out there paid the full 18 years.

    In a perfect world she would be paying you "damages and...
  • ENTP The little paragraph describing me...

    ENTP

    The little paragraph describing me couldn't be more spot on.
  • There is nothing that a man can wear and...

    There is nothing that a man can wear and instantly become more universally attractive. You need to be tall, muscular and have a strong jaw.

    If you sit back and look at cosmetics, bras, high heels...
  • Whats the point of eating all that sugary junk?...

    Whats the point of eating all that sugary junk? If I was going to do a massive 10k+ cheat meal I'd do it all in "whole foods" likes Pizza, burgers, fries, fried chicken, Pasta, Bread...Eating candy...
  • What in the actual fuk.... Good thing he had a...

    What in the actual fuk.... Good thing he had a gun.
  • Motorcycle only crew Cant afford a beater car...

    Motorcycle only crew

    Cant afford a beater car crew
  • LOL Call him on his bluff. Dude is insecure as...

    LOL

    Call him on his bluff. Dude is insecure as fuk. I had the same thing happen to me. This girl I was friends with on ********. Her boyfriend messaged me on ******** and randomly told me to stay...
  • I love SS and RIP Mitch but that is not very...

    I love SS and RIP Mitch but that is not very heavy....
  • Black Tongue is good but.... Can we just stop...

    Black Tongue is good but....

    Can we just stop pretending that the new RoS album is not heavier than dark matter?

    pQYWC9ezebw
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    MRSA Staph infection boils Would go to the...

    MRSA Staph infection boils


    Would go to the emergency room and get them lanced and drained. Would pass out from the pain.
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    OP if you're AVI is legit and you're not getting...

    OP if you're AVI is legit and you're not getting laid I don't know what to tell you. I don't look anywhere near that good and I get girls pretty easily...

    What exactly do you say to girls? Do you...
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