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  • ESPN sold $529million of ads for the most recent...

    ESPN sold $529million of ads for the most recent men's world cup.

    Fox sold $17million of ads for the most recent women's world cup.

    I wonder if that massive disparity could have anything to do...
  • Varys on GoT has similar ideals to you. He had...

    Varys on GoT has similar ideals to you. He had his dik and balls cut off with a hot knife so maybe you should try that.
  • http://i.imgur.com/Nwl1tTs.jpg

    http://i.imgur.com/Nwl1tTs.jpg
  • I always take sloots out with my pupper. Usually...

    I always take sloots out with my pupper. Usually take them somewhere very rural, deep into the woods, because of the implication.
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    LMAO inb4 all my non lifting friends tell me "He...

    LMAO inb4 all my non lifting friends tell me "He has access to the best personal trainers and chefs!!!!1"
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    They might if we made an absolute fukin mongoloid...

    They might if we made an absolute fukin mongoloid the King for some reason and he decided to start a bunch of wars in the middle east
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    I'll say your piece of chit book is great too if...

    I'll say your piece of chit book is great too if you give me a thousand dollars
  • Also lmao at anyone who tries to show off that...

    Also lmao at anyone who tries to show off that they licked a girl's poo hole before it became an internet meme
  • I'm imagining some pathetic miscer who's getting...

    I'm imagining some pathetic miscer who's getting laid for the first time in ages, poking his tongue out and slowly edging towards the pooper like he's about to lick a battery, just touching his...
  • Lmao at anyone who actually licks a girls poo...

    Lmao at anyone who actually licks a girls poo hole because of an internet meme
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    Like an infant on a double D titty, just getting...

    Like an infant on a double D titty, just getting plump
    Cause you miscalculated the next to the-the last pump
    Dump-dump in the gut, raw from the giddy up
    Better choose that right one or pick-pick...
  • So I've only last half of my testosterone? Does...

    So I've only last half of my testosterone? Does that mean I'm bi now or what? This whole thread is very confusing
  • I broke my ring finger and I can't straighten it...

    I broke my ring finger and I can't straighten it so it's shorter than my index finger now. Does that mean I've lost all my testosterone? Should I go full transgender now?
  • Sloots who take topless pictures on top of...

    Sloots who take topless pictures on top of mountains and chit. You know the ones where they take their top off and face away from the camera with their arms in the air like "woooooo I'm such a free...
  • In the first pic Luis Suarez looks chit, even by...

    In the first pic Luis Suarez looks chit, even by his standards
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    So to get out of, let's say, a $10 dollar tip she...

    So to get out of, let's say, a $10 dollar tip she gave 10 seconds of beej.

    That means she literally thinks she's worth a dollar per second of beej. Well she can think twice if she thinks I'm...
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    I use Creed Aventus as mouthwash and now I can...

    I use Creed Aventus as mouthwash and now I can give a girl an orgasm just by speaking in her general direction
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    4GmYCd3OA6o One of my all time fav Chael...

    4GmYCd3OA6o

    One of my all time fav Chael moments
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    Can't stand pound for pound discussions. Utterly...

    Can't stand pound for pound discussions. Utterly meaningless
  • - Doesn't care about opinions of forum full of...

    - Doesn't care about opinions of forum full of virgins
    - Has nearly 10,000 posts boasting about diet/chess/whatever the fuk else on forum full of virgins

    Okay, m8
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