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  • Have you tried men OP? If you don't get hard...

    Have you tried men OP? If you don't get hard while kissing women, then you probably are a homosexual, seriously.
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    My dad died when I was 10. I never got to see him...

    My dad died when I was 10. I never got to see him get old, he was mid 40s. At least you've had time with yours OP.
  • Pretty pathetic really. That is just a way for...

    Pretty pathetic really. That is just a way for sad friendless fuks to justify it by pretending it is a choice.
  • Sounds like you tore your wankter muscle. This...

    Sounds like you tore your wankter muscle. This happens from wanking too much. It is a devastating injury.
  • Why does he keep calling his girlfriend bro?

    Why does he keep calling his girlfriend bro?
  • What is brutal about that? Brutal is when a girl...

    What is brutal about that? Brutal is when a girl pretends to vomit when you make a move on her in front of everyone. Just saying no is nothing.
  • Well you say that but hall had a deadlift suit to...

    Well you say that but hall had a deadlift suit to lift 500kg. Thor has lifted 472kg without a suit. The suit helps the lift so it isn't really accurate to say no one has come close.
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    They know your penis works and they know that you...

    They know your penis works and they know that you like to go in raw and also love creampies. That is what they like.
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    So all you care about is her money?

    So all you care about is her money?
  • That thing is flabby and loose. Not attractive...

    That thing is flabby and loose. Not attractive from the waist down in the slightest.
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    I have two. Doctor said they're harmless. I'm...

    I have two. Doctor said they're harmless. I'm pretty sure he said Lipoma to me too, but not 100%. Either way they don't feel nice but don't think there's a lot you can do other than just live with it.
  • Dancing is fun. If you are not self conscious you...

    Dancing is fun. If you are not self conscious you can get drunk, dance and not worry. If you are a self conscious ******* then you will stand there propping up the wall, not having any fun. Forget...
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    Why would you want to intimidate people at the...

    Why would you want to intimidate people at the gym? If you are confident you don't need to prove anything to anyone by walking around with your chest puffed up. I pity people like that.
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    Commandon't
  • I agree with some of this. I disagree strongly...

    I agree with some of this. I disagree strongly with the advice to wrap it up. You should go unsheathed OP and give her a cakeshop full of creampies. Don't pawn the necklace though, that's a scummy...
  • It is etc, not ect. It is a shortening of the...

    It is etc, not ect. It is a shortening of the latin et cetera. I don't know how people get this wrong...
  • Lose the braces. Let the trousers hang a bit...

    Lose the braces. Let the trousers hang a bit lower. They look too small for you to be honest, you need some that fit is what I think. However although I think you look daft, there are hipster bird...
  • She weighs 600lbs, she doesn't weight 600lbs. ...

    She weighs 600lbs, she doesn't weight 600lbs.

    Anyway she is a fat useless person but somehow managed to have children. Mindblowing.
  • She looks fat.

    She looks fat.
  • Why would she say the real number. As soon as...

    Why would she say the real number. As soon as you've gone over 12, you just say 12. I thought everyone knew that.
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