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  • The only beer I like is Stella Artois, it tastes...

    The only beer I like is Stella Artois, it tastes pretty nice and goes down a treat. Sure, it doesn't taste as nice as a can of coke or some vitamin water, but some people have a pair of functioning...
  • Honestly these things are so marginal in the...

    Honestly these things are so marginal in the grand scheme of things.

    If a girl likes you, she doesn't give a **** if you use text twice or say lol.

    If a girl doesn't like you, she still won't...
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    ITT: Betas fap to a trashy fat white girl that...

    ITT: Betas fap to a trashy fat white girl that dances like a baboon

    Standards, get them
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    Being successful with women is not something you...

    Being successful with women is not something you are born with. It comes solely from your experiences with girls during your formative and developmental years. Noone is born with game, it is...
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    I believe this to be true, I'm pretty good...

    I believe this to be true, I'm pretty good looking myself and always make dead baby jokes, incest jokes etc... girls would just say "omg haha ur soooo sick" or "thats sooo gross hehe". But I have a...
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    Liberal/Progressive politics are not beneficial...

    Liberal/Progressive politics are not beneficial to society as a whole. They are cancer.
    There's no point being friends with a girl if there's zero chance of smashing her
    The redhead from Girls...
  • Camping at the wizards outside of varrock, just...

    Camping at the wizards outside of varrock, just waiting for people to die, so you can loot their items
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    God I hate it when girls say this. It's like they...

    God I hate it when girls say this. It's like they think they're doing you a favour by taking a shyt on your feelings.
  • This is why I never order take out... fcking...

    This is why I never order take out... fcking pizza faced teenagers preparing my food? no thanks. I'd rather make my own with fresh ingredients, not shyt thats been dropped on the floor then picked up...
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    I've kept job interviews from my gfs in the past,...

    I've kept job interviews from my gfs in the past, it's no biggie. You just don't want them to be disappointed in you when you don't get it.
  • Because they are not attractive. Shy guys...

    Because they are not attractive. Shy guys obviously have insecuritys and issues, its the same reason why guys wouldn't wife a daddy issues sloot.



    Yes but thats not a good enough reason to pick...
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    Not pikey, just Scottish. Same thing though.

    Not pikey, just Scottish. Same thing though.
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    This is getting pretty much ZERO media coverage...

    This is getting pretty much ZERO media coverage because the shooter wasn't a white male with an 'assault rifle'

    Doesn't fit the gun grabbers agenda to cover it and push it. This will be forgotten...
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    Umm.. I love watching romantic comedies,...

    Umm..

    I love watching romantic comedies, probably more than girls do.
    I also collect bottle caps

    Nothing too creeper
  • Lol I know number 6 in real life. Her name is...

    Lol I know number 6 in real life. Her name is Felice Fawn. Bitch is some crackwhore anorexic psycho bish. Srs.
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    I No-contaced my ex for 6 months, but apparently...

    I No-contaced my ex for 6 months, but apparently she kept seeing me from across the room at a couple clubs (small town, only 3 nightclubs to choose from) but she would never approach me because she...
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    Trying to do missionary with abdominal DOMS...

    Trying to do missionary with abdominal DOMS
    Trying to do missionary with tricep DOMS
    When a girl has a really boney ass and every time you bang her doggy you end up with bruises on your groin area...
  • Thousands of babys get aborted every day on a...

    Thousands of babys get aborted every day on a whim because the girl doesn't wanna be a mother.

    Having one abortion to spare your would be-child a lifetime full of misery and humilation is not a...
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    Travel more, wanna see the world mang

    Travel more, wanna see the world mang
  • Can't remember mate, probably the misc

    Can't remember mate, probably the misc
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