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I'm sure he's banged plenty of hot chicks. Now maybe he's looking for ones that aren't crazy.

Type O+ checking in. I'm a Shape Shifting Reptilian too!

I'm serious, I've lost 25 lbs so far!

The entire Appalachian region has been the poorest area since WWII.

I haven't laughed that hard in a long while!

8.5/10.

So life got in the way of your "rules" you made up? Too bad, that's how it is.

The older you get the less likely yer gonna' meet a woman you like who DOESN'T have a kid or two, or three.

Date...

OP's tattoo looks more like Lightnin' Hopkins.
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Grew up in SoCal (Long Beach/Lakewood) now living in the East Coast for the Job. Typical conversation with East Coaster goes something like this:

EC: "How you likin this weather?"
Me: East coast...

I read somewhere that Ray Lewis used Deer Antler spray. Is that true?

My wife and I spent about $160 on both of our wedding bands. The Wedding and Reception cost about $200 because we got married at our church (for a donation) and had the reception at her office which...

I haven't had a vaccine in probably 25 years but I was diagnosed with Cancer (Malignant Melanoma) a few months ago so I have to ask the question:

Which Vaccine would have prevented my Cancer?

I have Stage 3 Malignant Melanoma and have refused Chemo, Radiation and Interferon as well. I had the tumor removed from the back of my head last November and have been following the Gerson Therapy...

That woman will be a lifetime of trouble for the OP. I know what it feels like to be attracted to women with problems, you think you can help them and be their hero but in reality they're just...

Kids say all sorts of weird things growing up. At least they don't walk around all day in a medicated haze staring at their cell phone.

Hay, what's that called when someone takes yer car when they're not supposed to? Oh yeah, Grand Theft Auto.

You Sue the Repo Company, the Towing Company and anyone associated with the paper work....

The Feds have been raising the minimum wage longer than I've been alive.

Howse' that worked out so far?

Meanwhile the Feds have also signed "Free Not Fair Trade Agreements" that sent most of...

Average American knows all about Fantasy Football and Kim Kardashian but knows nothing of the Constitution.

Arrest Warrant - Cops CANNOT enter.
Search Warrant - Cops CAN enter.

Didn't see any...

4 sacks! Is Cam Newton breathing heavy? He looks gassed.

I realize the game isn't over yet but I REALLY thought Carolina was gonna' have no problem handling the 49ers.

The days of saying anything even slightly critical or objective about the game died when John Madden retired. All you guys are gonna' get from now on are NFL Cheerleaders with microphones.