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I've been doing it for a while and I'm not dead yet, IF just suits my lifestyle a lot better.

Just experiment and see what works for you, if you start feeling your body telling you something is...

nah dude do you know how much money it would cost to shoot all those piranhas afterwards?

18 years old kissless virgin

Ask 9/10 sloot from highschool (dat ass & dancer) to be my valentine, organize a picnic

her friends tell me she wants to smash after

I panic and go NC.

...

nah dude that's not a reflection on you, 100% it's an inside joke between those girls and she just wanted to look funny in front of her friend.

we're all gonna make it brah

haven't had an update in a while, OP and girl must be on their honeymoon right now

THIS. Got through 2+ hours of the movie and was so bored that I started skipping 15 mins at a time, then skipped 30 mins to watch final scene, didn't feel like I had missed anything in the last hour...

oh look another girl who has PTSD and anxiety

OP I can 100% gaurentee she's also Bi-sexual and has battled with depression in the past
inb4 she dyes her hair bright red/blue/green
...

I remember reading somewhere that she got kicked out of her sorority after the video popped up in her college.
No doubt she would have deleted ******** or made one under a new name by now.

GOAT...

But do you ship internationally

Flying back to hometown to see friends.

I always convince myself it will be like old times, but they all have long term GF's now who won't let them leave the house alone, So it's us plus all...

Steve Carell, was GOAT in anchor man and some early things. cannot STAND the office, most boring show in existence (srs)

nowdays it just like "we get it.. you can yell at people and make funny...

2nd year of bankruptcy with about $150 in my wallet.

can't even get on welfare because father is ceo10k/day

optimistic for 2016 though

How much did you get paid

BRRRUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

never be that guy, never ever be that guy

she wasn't going to go to schoolies (Aussie Spring Break) because she didn't have money for food or alcohol, so I gave her a bunch of cash she could "pay me back"

I literally paid for her to go be...

step 1: Find the nearest spoon

worst part of having a dog is having to watch them go. RIP pupper :(

beautiful pic OP, your pug looks like it has a happy soul

Try and identify why you eat junk food.

Some people eat because they're bored, so try being more active and not just sitting around on a computer, and if you are at the computer have a big water...

in.

Nah OP my ex now got a baby to Jamal who she never heard from again, so now she's a stripper to help pay the bills.

dodged the bullet.