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It was a Bday present from my Dad. Turned 15 five days later.



Das it. Totally forgot about the money order thing till Ernie reminded me.



My dad was a super computer nerd despite his...

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I'll be 40 in Sep

I stand corrected.

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Totally forgot...

I used to schit post on R1-forum.com way back in the day.

This, but the wife likes to do it on long road trips.

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I signed up to buy a Spyder paintball gun.

lmfao wat? That's crazy.

I just went to his IMDB to see what he's been up to since. Definitely not A+ lister type work. You can literally see the point where he thought he was an exclusive movie...

I'm edging to this.

Dude's residuals are probably drying up and needs to stay relevant to get some more work. Haven't seen the guy in anything else since The Sopranos, that I can remember.

It's adult grape juice.

Malbec and Shiraz are some bangers.

Getting women is like wanting to pet a cat. The only way to pet a cat is to pretend you don't want to pet the cat. Just do you and pretend you're not looking, the women will naturally gravitate...

brb learning Malay

I used to live next to the Duty Free Mall in Bangkok where buses of Chinese people would come. They're rude as **** and Thais hate 'em. I can see why from my experiences with them.

Elbowstoopointy/10

Thailand > China

His entire routine is Downward Thrusting Knob Slobs until failure.

gjdm

Monster Low Carb all day erry day

Come to Vegas, we got a bunch of baddies at the pools here with exactly that.