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I had some yesterday and actually lost weight, but I also bicycled 7 miles, too

She looks like a female Tom Cruise

I’ve always thought the early seasons were the worst written skits, not the fault of the actors. Only people born before 1950 think those seasons were the funniest. Boomers laugh at a lot of unfunny...

Thanks for the opinions

1.) Be good looking

2.) Rescue her… if she is choking, perform the Heimlich maneuver on her, that is guaranteed to make her fall in love with you.

My bad

I think most guys are into Latinas because they have a reputation for being aggressive and dominant. Some guys fantasize about being dominated by a Latina.

Am I wrong? I know this doesn’t apply to...

We’ve got Mc Donald’s at home

I’ve slipped off the diet many times over the past three weeks, but the weird thing is I didn’t gain a lot of weight from the slips. I got to a five year record low of 259, then bumped up to 262.6...

I’ve been drawing a page a day of a white power shrinking man comic book. The white race remains normal size while all non-whites get reduced to an inch tall and get captured by hot chicks.

The Tonight Dough

I went off the diet completely and ate over 4,000 calories more than once and a minimum of 2,800 calories most days, but only went up by about three pounds. I’m back down to 259.2 pounds

Halo Top is around 360 calories per pint, some flavors are less than that

Trump MUST succeed!

What qualifies this guy to have an opinion about this? He sounds like a vegan

I trained yesterday, it was arm day and I’m back down to 259.6 pounds this morning. I only went over by a pound, and when I binged, the foods I ate were healthy. I’m back on my diet.

Just make 50 posts, it should take less than an hour

Dan “If you know me and you’re under 12 you can blow me” Schneider

After college I had no social life. Just spend time with family

Dan “Sticks his wiener into the mouth of a pre-teener” Schneider