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disgustingslut/10

would still smash but **** i would never brag about it

She's hot but tell her to get a nose job regardless because it will make her hotter.

inb4botchedsurgeryandsheendsuplookinlikeaproboscismonkey

Just **** the lil slut bareback

LOL But seriously OP I think you are the biggest ******* at your gym anyways so you shouldn't worry about your compadreees

Liftin and autism mix in a disturbing way...

What do you have to say to the fact that Konrad Roscoe's baby will **** your baby up? KR's baby challenges your baby to a Vale Tudo cage fight, is JEpst jr in or is he gonna bitch out?

What a waste of weed and coke, bitch deserved to get fked up good job J Load!

OP your girl stole your testicles, next time you are at her place check in her dildo drawer and they should be there

Just say you understand and stop texting her, just because you striked out doesn't mean you have to be a sore loser about it...

Partying, tripping out, fighting, rapping, sex, being an *******, reading, painting, philosophy and psychonautics

Congrats OP, even though your conversation skills are borderline retarded you managed to hook a bitch. Smash and report back if you get crabs

Try to rape the biggest bodybuilder at your gym in the shower, that should get you pretty toned ;)

I will rule the world

Open water

Smoke weed before bed=problem solved

OP please go suck some donkey balls

K guise I am going to a halloween party now but when I am back I will post the first (and easiest) picture.

Pretty much we are giving out prizes to whoever guesses what drugs I am on in certain pictures I will post. There will be 3 rounds with one ****ed up picture each (so three people will be able to win...

this. OP invest in some *******=problem solved