Ok OP...we have been having fun at your expense, but to get back to your original question, a hormonal product ain't going to do jack for you. Pills don't make you gain weight, food does. Well,...
Actually, I went "huh" because I said you need a caloric deficit to lose weight, and you jumped straight to starvation to the point of digesting your own organs.
Well, if you can't gain weight without PHs, the only weight you will be gaining by doing a PH will be mostly water. So instead of a PH, try a cycle of Sodium Chloride*.
I don't care if you are gay/straight/trisexual or whatever. The point is that it takes dedication, effort, and a lot of learning to get your body where you want it to be. If you are unable or...
Oy. I posted my last response before I saw this. I would say screw it. This is apparently not the hobby for you. I would suggest stamp collecting, but that's no good...you need to spend time...
Brutha, I would say most of us work at LEAST 40 hours a week. If you are unwilling to spend the time to learn how to do this, how the heck are you going to stick to an actual diet and workout...
