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  • Bruh I cant get that image out of my head LMAO....

    Bruh I cant get that image out of my head LMAO. Almost choked on my coffee at work today because it randomly popped in my mind.
  • Why can't we choose where our tax dollars go? Where would you put yours? (Srs)

    I mean, when you fill out the pre-employment paperwork, there should be a place where you want your tax dollars to go, and what percent. So if you wanted half your taxes to go to education, and the...
  • Asian buffet

    Asian buffet
  • This victory may be small, but I will savor it...

    This victory may be small, but I will savor it lavishly. As my penis slowly begins to swell to fully erect size, I light lavender candles around the room as I apply scented oil to my almost-full...
  • Lol if you think tradies are gonna build all the...

    Lol if you think tradies are gonna build all the things you see in Mad Max. Good luck making water in the desert.
  • Except the STEM master race would already be in...

    Except the STEM master race would already be in orbital space stations, watching the troglodytes stuck on earth duking it out. Wed make bets and everything just like now, when we install camera...
  • Im greedy, so yes if I knew for a fact I could...

    Im greedy, so yes if I knew for a fact I could fit. How are they gonna get me if I walkie talkie though? Teleport me out of there? Lol
  • This is what Ive been trying to tell everyone for...

    This is what Ive been trying to tell everyone for years, but noooo every one wants to believe in magic spells and entities and such. Its gotten to the point where I dont even bother, Ill be more than...
  • One word here: hypnosis

    One word here: hypnosis
  • It only works if you believe it works

    It only works if you believe it works
  • Poll: Bruh, both the pics you posted are dudes.

    Bruh, both the pics you posted are dudes.
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    As a FL brah, Ive noticed that. When I was...

    As a FL brah, Ive noticed that. When I was younger, even in FL we would have to wear jackets from Nov till about Feb. Now, Ill be lucky if theres a total of 2 weeks I can wear long sleeves at all....
  • VS letting an animal starve because you feel bad...

    VS letting an animal starve because you feel bad feeding it? OK...
  • Because I saw her with another dude when I was...

    Because I saw her with another dude when I was taking another girl out trying to smash. How dare she.
  • It would be like the 60's where we actually had...

    It would be like the 60's where we actually had to innovate and come up with solutions, the kind of thinking that got us to the moon.
  • cash crew checking in

    cash crew checking in
  • I was hanging with this girl who made a sex tape...

    I was hanging with this girl who made a sex tape with her bf a few days earlier, and asked if I wanted to see it. Of course I did, and we both smashed before the movie was even over. It was like a...
  • Does it feel good not having your clothes and car...

    Does it feel good not having your clothes and car seats completely ruined constantly?
  • I can make a scientific calculator in a variety...

    I can make a scientific calculator in a variety of languages. I can also make some that hurl insulting comments at the reader. Thats about it though.
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    Because Im white, and when we try to dance, we...

    Because Im white, and when we try to dance, we look like this:


    http://i.imgur.com/sT8W01o.gif
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