know how you feel OP, although most of the guys in here saying they do hard labour sounds like a walk in the park. I've been doing stone masonry for 2 years now.
brb days where i will literally move...
Chances of smashing are dead. Start recording and do some stupid ****. She already thinks your immature, show her just how immature you can be, rustle them jimmies OP. we believe in you.