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A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and...

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Thanks for your response, Tina! I know that ultimately you're right about using this time for me - in a way, it's a blessing to be able to be that purely selfish for two straight weeks. Knowing...

I'm posting this in the female Misc because it seems kinder than the RH section!

Today is day one of our two-week break. I'm not really wanting to go into details of what led up to that right...

Me too, for eHarmony. I'm registering in another window until the fights come back. :P

Haha, yup!
Hott.

WTF- they taste like POISON.

Even just to throw one at the back of my throat and to swallow a bit of water has me gagging.

This brand is new stock at the only local supplement store that sells...

Some chic said at University orientation today, "All I know about history is that Hitler was a person, and there was something called the Nazis."

This was mature student orientation, ages 25+.
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Adam Goldstein / DJ AM... and I wasn't even a fan...

I can't really articulate why this one upses me so much. Maybe because he had a past suicide attempt that he survived? I'm not sure. Some...

He's still arguing that it's a legitimately solid piece of writing. Ha!
Not sure if he's SRS...

(This thread needed to be bumped for all of its awesomeness; here's my excuse!)

Someone posted this gem around page 3 or 4 of this thread:
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OP- it's 9am and I was already set to throw in the towel and just go back to bed... I needed this laugh. Repped!

Edit: Seriously, brilliant. I've read twice now.
"My brown eyes kept looking...

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With all due respect, this isn't an ednos forum, and your question is ridiculous.

I wouldn't normally make such a negative/flamish comment-- check my post history and rep power- but you're posting...

Yeah, I was going to say... isn't that a fast-food chicken place? :P

Wondering if any Canadians can tell me whether I can grab a bottle of ephedrine at Shoppers, Lawton's, Superstore, etc?

I actually want it because I can't get a refill on my Ritalin until November...

That's not legit. Come on, guys-- BigMomma69?
No way would a legit woman choose a handle like that.

Why does my neighbour only use his power mower after 7pm on Sunday evenings? i.e., weekly wind-down time?
Also, I think he's intentionally driving over rocks or something.... just to make it LOUDER.

I went to a Swingers club with a Rod Stewart impersonator!

There are TONS of clubs like that in Vegas, but it's the seedy part of town that you see on COPS. Honestly, I'm not endorsing the...

For YEARS now, I've been repeatedly pulling or straining some sort of muscle on the left-hand side or center of my chest, resulting in this tight pain that has worried me to the point of visiting the...