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    I predict that this will be one of those posts...

    I predict that this will be one of those posts that everybody reposts in response to every single thread, like the "Are you aware that some people have a medical condition" fad.
  • Technically, this thread is ALL ABOUT football. ...

    Technically, this thread is ALL ABOUT football.

    Semantics, really.
  • Actually, I think all sports are pretty boring to...

    Actually, I think all sports are pretty boring to watch. I love playing them, but I don't like watching them.

    BTW, I think those guys looks pretty gay dancing around the ball like that. They...
  • Indeed. Hell, I got sent up to see the...

    Indeed.

    Hell, I got sent up to see the Executive Officer of the base because I had scuff marks on my doors and dust in the vents. They threatened to kick me out on my ass.
  • Speaking of those pics.... how about sending...

    Speaking of those pics....
    how about sending them to your ole' pal, danishabs?
  • Here's her email address marzia@marziafitness.com...

    Here's her email address marzia@marziafitness.com

    She's a fitness trainer. This is her website http://www.marziafitness.com/

    Anyone who lives near there should check that out :D
  • You guys are ****ing pigs. You obviously don't...

    You guys are ****ing pigs. You obviously don't have random room inspections.
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    Hey, you do whatever you have to to get some :D

    Hey, you do whatever you have to to get some :D
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    In other news, I'm in love with my pocket pussy. ...

    In other news, I'm in love with my pocket pussy. Lube it up, and it feels SOOO REAL!! Oh man.... I want to marry it. We'll be together forever.
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    Okay, I'd **** the shit out of her.

    Okay, I'd **** the **** out of her.
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    This thread is pointless without pics. ...

    This thread is pointless without pics.

    X-rated pics :D
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    I almost lost my license when I was 17 for doing...

    I almost lost my license when I was 17 for doing 62 in a 30. I didn't lose my license, but I learned my lesson.

    Well, I learned my lesson until I got to California. There, I learned I HAD to go...
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    DUDE...... I'm ****ing horny now. Okay,...

    DUDE......

    I'm ****ing horny now.

    Okay, that settles it. After I get out of the Navy, I'm going to college. 23-year-old ex-Navy model in a college full of young babes? I'll be having a blast...
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    The hole is just the right size for me :D

    The hole is just the right size for me :D
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    Make sure to let us know if everything "came out"...

    Make sure to let us know if everything "came out" okay.
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    You have no taste in superpowers.

    You have no taste in superpowers.
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    This is not appropriate behaviour for America's...

    This is not appropriate behaviour for America's favorite cartoon mouse.
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    Excuse me?

    Excuse me?
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    What a pussy. Shit.

    What a pussy. ****.
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    Then you could go back in time and ****...

    Then you could go back in time and **** Cleopatra. I hear she was a slut :D
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