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  • I'll always be bigger, faster, and stronger than...

    I'll always be bigger, faster, and stronger than you will ever be

    How's that **** for motivation?
  • It's 12 degrees here right now at 7:30 BRBR,...

    It's 12 degrees here right now at 7:30

    BRBR, negative digit New Years
  • I'm already slightly ****ed up Slightly =...

    I'm already slightly ****ed up

    Slightly = definitely
    ****ed up = drunk

    Who da **** am I going to kiss tonight? That lucky bitch. The ride is coming soon and I have a feeling the kiss is goi==...
  • My friend is a sales rep for Pepsi and has to...

    My friend is a sales rep for Pepsi and has to work early on the 1st because of how much they have to stock after

    We'll be mobbing out in a Pepsi Mini Cooper convertible lol
  • This thread turned South very quickly.... lol ...

    This thread turned South very quickly.... lol

    You guys mad that I'm going to be ****ED up all day and have a DD? Probably not mad though :D
  • If you guys don't talk to me until the 2nd, don't...

    If you guys don't talk to me until the 2nd, don't worry. **** is starting in about an hour :D

    Towards the end of the 3rd of Jan though.... probably worry
  • Just ordered toilet lol

    Just ordered toilet lol
  • Idiot savant. I can tell you every chemical in...

    Idiot savant. I can tell you every chemical in corn or the soil, but I can't remember where it grows lol
  • It takes about an hour or 75 minutes I know...

    It takes about an hour or 75 minutes

    I know entirely too much about drugs lol
  • It's also in Tylenol PM and **** like that....

    It's also in Tylenol PM and **** like that. You'll get a little sleepy
  • Good ****. It's an antihistamine, but some how it...

    Good ****. It's an antihistamine, but some how it ties in to muscle soreness. I forget the chemical reason
  • It will also make you slightly loopy for a bit....

    It will also make you slightly loopy for a bit. Nothing to worry about, brah
  • Dihydramine or diphenhydramine hcl Buy some...

    Dihydramine or diphenhydramine hcl

    Buy some Benadryl(or generic equivalent) and pop 50-75mg. They usually come in 25mg caps. Make sure you have juice or water handy the whole time because they...
  • Blacklight party last night. They colored the...

    Blacklight party last night. They colored the cups with highlight markers. I'm 100% positive I had more marker in my mouth than beer

    And some ugly girl told me her life story too. I was talking...
  • God damn, people are taking pasta srsly

    God damn, people are taking pasta srsly
  • I'm not an Eskimo :mad: Na, I love the snow,...

    I'm not an Eskimo :mad:

    Na, I love the snow, brah. I just hate the cold because of how dry it gets. And we had the winter Olympics here :D
  • Got about 6" last night and projected for about...

    Got about 6" last night and projected for about 12" more today

    They get 10" in Philly and it's a national emergency lol
  • Let's all neg train that piece of shit

    Let's all neg train that piece of ****
  • Hey brahs!

    Hey brahs!
  • He went crazy from the cocktail of drugs he was...

    He went crazy from the cocktail of drugs he was taking every day
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