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  • Thread: Why?

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    Why?

    Why is it when I call my Jewish friend a fuking Jew, my 401K crashes.
    Why is it when I call my Hispanic friend a spic, he and his 15 brothers and 28 cousins commence to beating me to oblivion.
    Why...
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    acrawlingchaos is a drag queen

    It was reported in the great state of New Hampshire that chaos was on the streets once again, this time dressed up in women's clothing.
    He/ she was approached by some bikers.
    They escorted him/her...
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    She Likes Copenhagen

    According to my wife, the girl featured in the video is her 2nd couisin.
    Sorry I can't embed. I'm posting from my phone. http://youtu.be/66s2VDoeV8I
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    Ima gonna go and Fukc your mom.

    Ima gonna go and Fukc your mom.
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    You can't go wrong with Patron... Its the best...

    You can't go wrong with Patron... Its the best tequila for the price. There are more expensive brands out there, but they are no better.
    If you want the best bang for the buck, Hornitos is my go to.
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    anejo azul is the best. As for my work. I...

    anejo azul is the best.
    As for my work. I really miss the 1st 20 years. Our current director is an a hole

    Edit: didn't see the oro (gold). Yes, it's the best.
    Any aguave that is azul or oro is...
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    Okay I'm out. Time to take my Geritol. ...

    Okay I'm out. Time to take my Geritol.




    Just some words of wisdom.... If it takes you more than 7 seconds to make a drink, you have a vagina. :)
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    No..........!!!!!!#

    No..........!!!!!!#
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    I don't need to. I get plenty on my own. Having...

    I don't need to. I get plenty on my own.
    Having said that, they all cost money. No such thing as a free one.
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    In my younger days. I'm a grandpa now doh.

    In my younger days. I'm a grandpa now doh.
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    Coors and Patron. Care to join me? ;)

    Coors and Patron. Care to join me? ;)
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    I worked as an ag inspector for A&M... 25 years....

    I worked as an ag inspector for A&M... 25 years.
    Still farming, but at my own pace.
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    done..

    done..
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    And.... Your point is? I thought I made the...

    And.... Your point is?
    I thought I made the fact that I'm old clear phaggot.
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    I ain't Drunk, I'm Just Drinking

    I got my retirement package.
    Last week I had blood work done. No more prune juice or Ben Gay.
    Come at me...
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    1 inch makes a lot of difference. At...

    1 inch makes a lot of difference.





    At least that's what 'she' said some time ago. ;)
  • Thread: My Buddy eomrat

    by so-tex
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    I like the finer cuisine as well. I love Vaca de...

    I like the finer cuisine as well.
    I love Vaca de Cabeza ( cow brains), Machitos ( goat heart, lungs, kidneys and liver stuffed in the large intestine and wrapped with the small one.
    True story.....
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    Good point. I've never been there, but my...

    Good point.
    I've never been there, but my understanding is LA is a different place.
    A $Hithole for the lack of a better word.
  • Thread: My Buddy eomrat

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    Real talk.

    Real talk.
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    I need reps ASAP.

    I need reps ASAP.
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