Your last ditch safety maneuver in a squat is to dump the bar off your back and jump out of the way, so no. Also your hands don't contribute that much to actually keeping the bar on your shoulders...
There already is a national basic income you potato. It's called minimum wage and you can live on it working 40-50 hours a week if you make some sacrifices and live off of only the bare essentials....
I'd assume a server can do at least 4 or 5 tables an hour. If everyone tipped $2 he'd be getting right about what a server's skill set should warrant... too bad more people don't just tip a flat rate.
Man.. you're practically living on a liquid diet. Cut that second shake altogether and eat some solid food. First one looks good except for the sugar. Replace that with a tablespoon of honey and 2...
Never tried appetite supplements, but you're 120 lbs for **** sakes. You could eat 3 cheeseburgers a day and still gain weight right now. What does this food schedule of yours look like?
Just take this as a lesson and learn that no woman should ever be your sole reason for getting out of bed in the morning. That **** is probably exactly why she dumped you. ...
I'm still not even sure wtf happened in the class because the professor could barely speak english, and the only textbook for the class was one he wrote himself, with himself...