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Bruh I cant get that image out of my head LMAO. Almost choked on my coffee at work today because it randomly popped in my mind.

This victory may be small, but I will savor it lavishly. As my penis slowly begins to swell to fully erect size, I light lavender candles around the room as I apply scented oil to my almost-full...

Lol if you think tradies are gonna build all the things you see in Mad Max. Good luck making water in the desert.

Except the STEM master race would already be in orbital space stations, watching the troglodytes stuck on earth duking it out. Wed make bets and everything just like now, when we install camera...

Im greedy, so yes if I knew for a fact I could fit. How are they gonna get me if I walkie talkie though? Teleport me out of there? Lol

As a FL brah, Ive noticed that. When I was younger, even in FL we would have to wear jackets from Nov till about Feb. Now, Ill be lucky if theres a total of 2 weeks I can wear long sleeves at all....

VS letting an animal starve because you feel bad feeding it? OK...

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Thats almost my MONTHLY cals when Im cutting. Bruh....

Currently in rep lower-middle class

Yikes, okay now Im seeing this coffee case from another perspective. Any immediate pics of the location in question from any Orlando miscers?

I dont have any of that. However, I have a very high situational awareness. Maybe its just hard for me to see things from others' point of view, idk

You golf in Parrish FL?

Give me any region of the world, and I can tell you within 15 min any situations I might face whether from nature or culture in the area. That might not be "gangsta", but I guess thats just how I...

Situation: there are "No Swimming" signs in an area where alligators are abundant. You should be able to deduce that because there are signs warning you not to swim, and alligators are in the area,...

Supposedly many other animals find humans really gross tasting.

They never died and took their secrets with them, they moved out into the rest of the world and continue their work to this day.

Not just slaves, but slaves that didnt know they were slaves; people that thought what they were doing was divine work. That is the secret of the pharaohs; how to convince people to do whatever you...

Not sure if srs...

H. They really loved their heroin. How else do you think they were able to bust ass building stone structures all day?