Type: Posts; User: phikappa
You mirren bro?
You are obviously not a miscer.
I've got a high pressure system headed her way.
Like when your mom blows on me?
Good night, sweet tits.
Caitlyn was already recked before the crash.
A high school student claims her wallet has been stolen, including $50, gift cards, and a few other items. At which point the defendant interrupts to say:
I'm pretty sure this is what Mark Zuckerberg uses.
I'm guessing the company went NC on him.
You were struck by lightning?
dude went crazy loco.
You're calling all the shots?
Dead-man's soap box derby?
Yeah, but you still kind of know that you're alive when you're sleeping.
Yeah, but are you going to build your own coffin?
When you're dead, you don't even know it. Your last moments in life might be slightly uncomfortable (depending on how you die), but after you're dead, there's nothing to know. You don't know that...
I always thought it was a Nickelodeon thing.