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OP just went Idaho spud. Double baked potato /10. Srs.

it's possible. But scientist seem to say everything causes cancer (whether it's the sun, meat, plastic bottles, diet soda, insert object here).

Cigarettes do not cause lung cancer... Inhaling smoke causes lung cancer.

additionally, put yourself in OPs shoes. if your gf did what OPs "girlfriend" did would your first concern be immediately making a thread and documenting it for the misc? Of flucking course not......

That video belongs in the beta cringe thread
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there is no sloot you gullible fuk. There is no professor. There is only reddit neckbeards attempting to fabricate "epic" threads.

Apparently it's easy to do on misc with a 7 second video that...

+1000. Cannot believe how obvious and fake this BS story is...

and here are the cliffs: 70 pages of miscers saying "in"

Two options I would consider...

#1. laugh and take it in stride. Own it. If you act like no ****s are given he is likely to stop.

#2. Anytime talks to you just reply with "cool story bro," or...

as a GNR fan I expected you to vote for Rocket Queen! Great bass line!

My choice is Paul Simon If you be my bodyguard.

There is an easy solution...

boss: did the machine malfunction and dispense sodas you didn't pay for?

Employee: uh yes, but they were just sitting there...getting warm...so i handed them out...

I prefer a whiskey n ginger (crown).

If you're going Tequila route it's Patron (silver) or don't bother. Make sure it's chilled,i.e. Refrigerated.


Regardless, whatever alcohol you bring be...

It's not illegal to drink and then drive. It is only a crime if 1.your normal faculties are impaired or 2. You are above the legal limit (.08) in most states.

That said, OP had 0 evidence of his...

Someone aware me on why you want strangers to follow you on instagram? Measly reps.

rofl... Predators hunt Aliens for sport... Pfff not that strong.

Hello, 1 Predator took out an entire team of Special Ops and only one man (Arnold!) could stop him.

Brb, invisible, can climb...

1. Shawshank
2. Forest Gump
3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

just missed the list:

Empire strikes back (star wars)
The Predator
Aliens
Back to the Future

Cute little bugga. Would feed it fish /10, even though I shouldn't.

Misc...a guy sent me a dik pic...WUT DO? srs. (gtfih) (PICS).

no I know for 100% fact that DEALING IN(not just possession) of stolen property is a second degree felony. Dealing in generally means selling stolen property.

OP stated that the phone was quote "way too cheap," I.e. Too good to be true.

He knew it was stolen. No one sells an iPhone4s for 200 unless it's broke or stolen.

And an arrest is on your...

"advice." You're welcome.