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I have less than 1 year on contract, which will put me at 12. Might do another year, might DD214.

Real life has been busy, but holy **** Tricare has saved me a...

We were replaced by some SOCAL NG or reservists on deployment. Some of the laziest, fattest, most ate up people I've ever seen.

Got me harder than your calves.

This.

My back is ****ed. Most of the time it feels OK, but when it's really bad (about 30 days out of a year) I really think about just wearing some gay slip-ons because tying shoes hurts that...

Checking in on the "I haven't even bothered to check my .mil email in like 6-8 months" crew.

Speaking of email. How do I get AKO to stop emailing me with updates?

I just had full hand surgery at the VA.

#1. You'd think someone who is calling over 48 hours complaining that there's an issue with his recent surgery would get a call back within a reasonable...

There's plenty of people who don't post that often and are likely unsuccessful. Remember, nobody wants to post about being poor, having ****ty relationships and eating ramen.

I own my own business...

He's not my commander in chief!

(yet)

Don't worry. Uncle Sam will figure out a way to **** you over in a different way (especially if you Army).

Nope. (NG)Unit keeps trying to get me to check some boxes so they can make me a 6.

Yeah, so I can come in an extra hour earlier, stay like 2 hours later and deal with mountains of paperwork and...

Pretty routine to not give info over the phone--as much as it sucks.

I used to have to tell people they tested positive for HIV VIA the NAT, and that the test is like 99.999% accurate. Was some...

I would have just made a wide grin, start moaning and get all weak in the knees.

Brewing is a little too light on the ABV for me. I distill hard liquor, about 8 feet away from me is roughly 180 gallons of 80 proof spirits. Wanna go for a swim?

WTF is 20/20?

The few things that make it hard are the fact that I make booze for a living, I work absolutely ridiculous hours (about 12-18x7 days a week) so I don't have time to hit the gym or make a decent...

Trying to figure out how to stop gaining weight.

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Think real hard before you make that switch because if you don't know what that entails it could be the worst decision you ever made. Do you have feelings? Do you enjoy being...

Just because you are going FA to aviation mechanic doesn't mean you still can't blow stuff up...

2.5 years for me. I miss blowing stuff up, fuking around with the guys, using expensive govt equipment for things it definitely was not intended for, and the suck. I don't miss leadership with IQ so...

You'll never get a hot spot with nylon. The first time you do it it feels strange because you feel the nylon sliding a tiny bit on the inside of the sock, but that's what it's supposed to do. The...

Other than rucking, basically just tricks for the feet. Get used to wearing a thin nylon stocking under your issue sock to eliminate blisters.

What I mean by "get used to" is "Don't f ucking do...