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Haven't used a condom since I lost my virginity crew

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I tell them I do Pilates a few times a week, this cheeky and then we move on.

Everyone's hairless from the eyebrows down now.

Fkn lost it.

I am a bartender moron, getting a bartending license is a joke, and is in no way, shape or form required.

Getting certified to serve alcohol? I literally laughed out loud. You may be a bigger joke than OP.

They're either boring as fuk or you're beta as fuk, every girl I've ever been with loved doggy.. And if they didn't, they did it for me anyways.

What kind of girls are y'all fuking holy **** wtf this thread just.. No. Y'all nasty.

Edit lol went back through every avi except the guy above me and its a bunch of scrawnsons.. Makes sense now.

Called and confirmed. OP is asexual and probably lives in an ecovillage. This thread is fuking weird, I'm out.

OP won't answer any questions about sexual habits and orientation. OP is clearly asexual based upon lack of interest in women. OP's a *******?

Do you believe in modern medicine or are you one of those holistic freaks? I live in a city full of granola libtards like you.

Inb4 I will never get sick bcuz of the things I have listed above...

Not making threads about it and shoving it down other people's throats. How many people have told you they don't like you? Cause I don't like you.

Wy do you feel the need to project your lifestyle and defend your habits to a group of half naked men on the Internet?

17.

buy friends and family everything they want.

brb redneck yacht club

brb motorcycle gang

wood freak me the fuk out.. then again I'm a pu$$y when it comes to paranormal chit, seen one too many freaky incidents

Inb4 this thread backfires.. snapchat is the tits if you have friends and girls actually like you OP. and guess what OP, I don't fukking like you.

Start using a mass gainer, some are almost 2000 cals per serving

the people saying they'd take the money must have really $hitty friends.. feel bad for y'all.

would never take a million dollars over the boys

some girl from my high school died like this.. people go overboard and can't handle their alcohol.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes