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  • 10/10 would allow inside me (no homo)

    10/10 would allow inside me
    (no homo)
  • [QUOTE=proconsul;1143141733]OK, here are the...

    [QUOTE=proconsul;1143141733]OK, here are the ground rules:

    My background is that I retired from a sixteen year career on Wall Street, all of it in M&A. I was a managing director, and head of M&A...
  • In.. op this is brilliant, reps for life if you...

    In.. op this is brilliant, reps for life if you turn up at lakeside wearing one of those full body veils so he cant tell you are with penor
  • only 3 real options: 1)...

    only 3 real options:

    1)
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    2)
    http://images.wikia.com/hitlerparody/images/9/92/83-Hannibal-Lecter-face-mask.jpg
    3)...
  • Op it seems that dat dere phaggot it rooting for...

    Op it seems that dat dere ******* it rooting for a 3way
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    maybe she was preparing for that there piitb time...

    maybe she was preparing for that there piitb time and didnt want to get shizzle on the veggies op?
  • can someone make a gif that is a solid wall of...

    can someone make a gif that is a solid wall of text that looks like a post ie ghost story as above. Make it so that every minute it goes to the scary maze face or a really spooky pic?

    Imagine the...
  • you said *sold as is* so even if he didnt break...

    you said *sold as is* so even if he didnt break it you are covered, ad doesnt actually say it works
  • considering the nazis will be 90+ years old, the...

    considering the nazis will be 90+ years old, the seals would just need to run up a flight of stairs without an elevator or escalator and gradually roll their 250 grenades down.




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  • this cannot be her husband unless he was a dwarf,...

    this cannot be her husband unless he was a dwarf, i think its a childs body if you look at how big she is in comparisson
  • Op, you are a moron. 500lbs floating on water...

    Op, you are a moron. 500lbs floating on water from salt? Ok, i assume that there are no pebbles or sand on the sea bed, as they would float too. If you tie a 500lb bar-bell to your feet and jump into...
  • wtf you look like youve broken your hands fisting...

    wtf you look like youve broken your hands fisting a cows anus and not washed the sh*t off your arms
  • krokodile

    krokodil
    google that shiz


    edit ^^ fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • do you seriously think it matters where you live?...

    do you seriously think it matters where you live? if there's a WWIII or even a large scale war involving one of the super powers, the whole planet is fcuked
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    when dressing yourself smart, in pants and button...

    when dressing yourself smart, in pants and button up shirt ie for work or wedding / party, always do pants up then unzip your zipper; insert hand into zipper hole (no homo) inside your trousers reach...
  • inb4 peeping tom op is jailed for murder

    inb4 peeping tom op is jailed for murder
  • dude, re-read the op, he is paying to blow a guy ...

    dude, re-read the op, he is paying to blow a guy


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  • no homo brah, but that is normal with rectal /...

    no homo brah, but that is normal with rectal / prostate exams, its an involuntary thing and doesnt make you gay, pushing on hte prostate can cause involuntary ejaculation, its a fact
  • whats the worst that can happen

    whats the worst that can happen
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    So, shes a visiting assistant professor in the...

    So, shes a visiting assistant professor in the English department at a university beginning with either E or K and her name has approximately 14 letters in,


    op you better deliver, that took me 5...
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