Was talking to this girl waiter about this other girl who got mad tips and i was like "yeah i wish we were cute girls like she is so we could get tips like that"
Because I am driving down the road in my honda accord at the speed limit when one rides my ass for 6 miles and then pretends to go pass me, slams on the brakes, puts his lights on, pulls me over, is...
yes you ignorant fuk, do you think walking into the gym for a year will put 45lbs on me? no, and its really god dam hard to gain weight with my metabolism like it is, not fuking IMPOSSIBLE, but hard...