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I found a wallet in the gutter last week, and I handed it in to the police station without opening it.

Way too many dishonest *******s here.

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The 10 18 year olds from Roman empire period are already dead. So I would say the 10 18 year olds from today would win.

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OP, was she good at deep throating or do you have a small penor?

Boobs shouldn't be a reward. Male animals from any other species get ass when they want it.

Are you sure? Perhaps he is using a bit of dat dere reverse psychology?

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Try this strategy.

When I am with my gf, I point out fat chicks and say "whoa, look at that whale".

I think it works, she gets mad and says it's "mean" and "rude", but at least she's not...

You: hey, you look irish, do you have any irish in you?
Her: no.
You: Ah, I'm Irish. Do you want to come back to my place, and I can show you what it's like?
(change ethnicity to suit).

You:...

Hey guys. At martial arts training a few days ago I injured my knee when bridging/sweeping opponent off me (ignore terminology if you don't do a grappling art...).

The muscles behind my knee are...

Dude must have been wearing no pants or something, the camera didn't go below his waist, even once. Either that, or he doesn't train legs...

Ananas.

Not for pussays watching the waist line! From a 1.5kg roast, I got dinner for 2 plus 20 mini pies (about 150g each) using the leftovers.

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PORK ROAST

1. Unwrap...

Hyena would just chill on the side while the others ripped up, & then finish off the gorilla, which would be the second last standing.

Poo in plastic bag ---> Plastic bag thrown at window of *******'s house.