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After awhile, would you say "Hey, I wonder how Donald's doing these days"....? Or maybe, "Remember that guy Donald? What a crazy duck he was, right?"

...Or would you fellas just forget about...

Pretty low bar on 80s cartoons, partner. I suppose Ducktales was among the best. Animation fell off pretty hard in the 1980s. Didn't recover until the early 90s. And I know you decrepit mummies...

Eh, you have to work with what you've got. Play the cards you've been dealt. Guy should've just bought some lifts or something. Probably would've been the better option. On the plus side, most...

I've hit two weeks before. Several times. I have a very restricted diet due to rampant food allergies. As a result, I don't get body odor like normal folks do. Just in the butthole & mouth. ...

Absolutely. I buy them fairly regularly at thrift shops. I really hate the idea of having to pay a monthly fee in order to watch movies. I'd much rather get them cheap and watch them anytime I...

Hope he didn't hurt his back slamming that big bitch.

Always feel like an old codger when I look around and see so many young folks with their head slumped down staring at their phone. Its ridiculous how normal that's become. When I was a kid, my mom...

You probably have colon cancer then.

Its not high test, its addiction.

Agreed. I suspect a lot of the folks dishing out this crappy advice are actually very lonely individuals. Very lonely individuals who are far too caught up in their own delusional fantasies. ...

If you nasty boys would shave your butthole and stop being so disgusting all day, this wouldn't be happening.

That's a very hurtful thing to say.

The lack of appreciation here is sickening. It really is. You boys should be ashamed of yourselves right now. Very ashamed. That's all I have to say.

You really need to apologize for that, Salty. Show some respect you big bitch.

I honestly believe him to be vastly under-appreciated on here. Quality poster. Registered Cat. Lets all take a moment from our busy schedules to show a little gratitude for his daily contribution...

Most likely chronic knee issues.

You boys really get into your little LARPs on here, eh? Whatever gets you through the day, I guess.

The worst is when guys get their sideburns taken all the way up. Just slightly below the top of the ear. They always look so stupid after that. I don't know why any barber would do that to a man. ...

Best thread you boys will read all day, but you're too illiterate to make it through. Can't imagine how flummoxed you butt-pickers would be at the sight of an actual book.

I don't know why that whole thing took off. "Fresh cuts." Flexing on a recent haircut. I didn't ever get it, fellas. I've always thought that dudes look rather retarded right after they get a...