Type: Posts; User: likeawashboard
What's the best piece of advice you've ever been given?
Didn't even know it was football season.
What is your dream car?
Porn is so mainstream nowadays, this generation man.
Lewis and Clark
What is the dish you are best at cooking?
The man is hilarious
Phaggot detected. Don't lie brah, she is hot af.
All the good rappers make fun of ***s.
This is why men and women are not equal.
No, was always intentional.
How fat was the fattest girl you smashed and was it worth it?
Have tried the left way a couple times, GOAT poops. Would be lulzy if someone walked in on that though lol
I take it you've seen a lot of faces?
7-10 is impressive for someone in their 20s?
One share please.
I'd rather kick the baby, but I would probably kill it, so I guess bubbles better pepper its angus.
What is the one aspect of your life you would like to improve in but have been ignoring forever?
Your knees are way out in front of the bar, not necessarily a bad thing, it just depends on what your goals are. The way you're currently doing it is like a mini squat. If you want to target your...
For real though, that line has worked on every girl I sent it to.
1. I'm 8' 7", so check
2. I have a forklift, check
3. I think Shrek will do
You're everything I never thought I wanted in a woman.