Type: Posts; User: GREENFEATHER
Got home yesterday to find that the fukn dog chewed up my goddamn phone, little bastard!!! :mad:
Damn near as low as a fukn Ravens, Patriots, Cowboys or Jaguars fan, but a smidge better.
Nainoa, I'd have gotten up in his ass over it and asked him what his fukn problem was. you were decent enough to give them your fish and he's gonna be a dick? I know that's where I stand on that.
Football suck, baseballs sucks, how many fukn times we gonna go through this?
I say we get my team back together, rent a truck, blow the fukn doors off the joint, liberate your **** and be back in time for a nap. I'm getting old, it would have been beer and hookers back in the...
Just watch out for the bar girl ladyboys, you have been warned. ;)
Dafuq's going on in here?
Win8 can eat a monkey dick and die, what a miserable OS that was.
Lemme put it to you another way that you'll all understand. if you put it in front of me, don't be wearing your Sunday go to meetins because you'll be wearing it. ;)
Goddamn it man!!
You had me at dick, lamb is about the most foul meat on the fukn planet. It tastes like a goddamn rusty railroad spike.
That's good because as sick as I've been for the last 6 months I wanted someone else to share in the fukn misery. I can always count on the RANT to give me a chuckle or 20. YOU BASTARDS!!!
My balls itch. Mace must be out of date and I need to sharpen that beer bottle, getting dull.
Jared, you alleged naughty, naughty boy you.
He ded bro, all burnt dafuq up. Died at hospital.
Hey Dom, whatchoo think about these?...
I bet your porcelain convenience hates you right now.
It ain't big till you blow out a pipe after fighting it with a broom handle and pistol.
Who the hell asked you crotch rot?
The later part of the 70's, I was born in 62.
Goddamn it man, you should have called me, I have a HUGE stack of My Little Pony cards.
You're not the only one, about the only good thing I ever did on a tennis court is bang some chick as...