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    Combine Kashi Go Lean Crunch cereal and a protein...

    Combine Kashi Go Lean Crunch cereal and a protein shake and I can clear a room in 10 seconds... very srsly...
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    So I'm in the bar for my recent birthday and...

    So I'm in the bar for my recent birthday and people are saying that I look great for my age... the only thing that my intoxicated friend Maria was telling people that I was 65... thanks babe....
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    And if you are detained by the law for a while.....

    And if you are detained by the law for a while.. you will be asked your DOB at least 20 times between initial lock-up, arraignment and (potential..) release.
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    Srsly... look up "feeders" and "feedees", an...

    Srsly... look up "feeders" and "feedees", an alternate life style to say the least. Not my thing.
  • Most people over 30 have gone out and gotten real...

    Most people over 30 have gone out and gotten real jobs by then, unless livin' in mom's basement is really working out for you.
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    Real women just turn them inside out. Good for...

    Real women just turn them inside out. Good for another week!

    On the selling panties thing... I was at my buddy's machine shop picking up a few extra bucks babysitting some CNC lathes. One of the...
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    I'll have to think now and then.. this year is a...

    I'll have to think now and then.. this year is a nice round number... 60. Hard to forget this one, that's for sure.
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    A couple of years back I had cut my hand badly...

    A couple of years back I had cut my hand badly (on a cat food can..) and was sending out pictures of it from my phone. A couple of people saw me a few days after and the cut was nearly healed up....
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    Meh.. with the lights out, they all look the...

    Meh.. with the lights out, they all look the same...
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    My company 401K has been passed around quite a...

    My company 401K has been passed around quite a bit over the past 2 years. I had a Principal account and did very well with it, then our company split off from the mother ship, they froze that one and...
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    My niece and nephew went to catholic high...

    My niece and nephew went to catholic high schools, as their public schools were almost a war zone. They were able to pick and choose what school was best for them. My nephew got into a good sports...
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    My dad wasn't really there for us when we were...

    My dad wasn't really there for us when we were growing up. I think he was over whelmed with 5 kids to house and feed. He pretty much kept to himself. Even when my oldest was born, I figured I'd see...
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    Airport bars are great and immune to local blue...

    Airport bars are great and immune to local blue laws from what I've seen. Jacksonville Fla... drinks get an extra shot for an additional $1 and that's on top of the 2fer offer. Boston has great bars...
  • Boxing was a lot of fun for me as a kid. We got...

    Boxing was a lot of fun for me as a kid. We got into a local golden gloves industrial league, I was about age 9. We had ex-boxers train us and there would be one big 3-round competition every year....
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    I have 2 tattoo appointments coming and I just...

    I have 2 tattoo appointments coming and I just got all the new window channel in the mail for my Ford.
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    Same last name, could it be Saul's father or...

    Same last name, could it be Saul's father or uncle?
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    Poll: Hawkings supports the theory... but does he even...

    Hawkings supports the theory... but does he even lift?
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    Yeah, I can't do tequila either. It doesn't like...

    Yeah, I can't do tequila either. It doesn't like me. It goes down okay, sits for a while and comes right back up.

    One of the guys I was with is a little queasy. I mentioned that the back of his...
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    Incident in the bar yesterday

    So I'm doing my Wednesday night thing with friends at a local bar last night. Lots of laughs, some food, basketball and boxing on TV.

    We're situated to the back of the bar to get away from the...
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    WTF is a grammy? My wife used to call me "off the...

    WTF is a grammy? My wife used to call me "off the grid" since I was so ignorant about all the star crapola that everyone gets sucked into. If it isn't on the front page of the Enquirer, who cares?
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