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I have a medical condition called, "MicroPenis" would they let me enlist?

My dad got ****ed worse than this guy. I was like 12 y/o when I seen this white guy playing with my little brother when he was around 2 years or something. I was like who the **** is this *******?...

her name's genesis? **** i wouldn't be surprised if op got a spoon in her vagina.

ignore hot girls for the lulz, they probably get stared at 100000 times a day. unless they have ese culo in that case I will walk like a mile out of my way to watch that thing.

brb you fawkin joocyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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can we all agree, 5 looks like a bitch...

kings.. man, have you seen any of their games? no set plays, nothing theyre ****ty.

lakers will have bynum back so.. that means we'll have every rebound :)

tipping is the equivalent of giving a bum money. they don't deserve it but you feel like someone's watching. I never tip and bums are *******s.

**** that ****. I'm a "cook" and serve ****gy ass little kids all day. these little ****ers don't tip for ass.

225x5 I started them like 3 weeks ago it is now my fav. I'm 18 150 5'7 manlet *******

do you guys think gay guys like puffy nipples? like if you were gay would u prefer a guy with puffy nips or regular?

thick latina creampies. it's like reality living in LA bitches just let you bust up in em.

do any of you lol at the idea/how easy we have it? seriously step back for a second and look at what's going on. arguing over a non existent war and non existent draft on a message board. fukkin...

dog beyond rude. I was cleaning and **** to get out early lol and she comes up like she was something special oh and she was black so.............................. ;)

lol i work w/ food and some bitch asked me for an apple in the back. I'm like well we don't have apples cuz i'm a lazy fuk and she was rude. so eventually I got her apple but not before rubbing my...

I went to some club out in oregon, idk the name of it. I get there and it's lowkey sketchy and the bitches are meh/10 I feel like I've wasted my money. $15 right off the bat. so some jewish guy comes...

lOl would pitch in for mandingo. who would want to watch a miscer nut in 4 seconds?

she looks like the girl monkey from planet of the apes.